99 Cent Store

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99 CENT STORE
© 2005, Steven Savitz (The Spitshine Kid)

Not hungry, not starving, got some money to spend
I see a 99 cent store comin’ round the bend
I look in the window and I can’t resist
Watch out boys, I got a shopping list

Snapple and popcorn and Chef Boy Aur Dee
Sunshine dog food and Chicken of the Sea

99 Cent Store, 99 Cent Store
I brough home twice as much as I was sent for
99 Cent Store, 99 Cent Store
Think of all the money I’ll have to pay the rent for

Ponchos! – (chorus) 99 cents!
Cat food! – (chorus) 99 cents!
Gourmet pickles! -- (chorus) 99 cents!
Tea biscuits! – (chorus) 99 cents!

Cracker Jax, Ajax and Borax too
Windex, Stridex and Wheat Chex and glue

No need for a holdup, I put down my Gatt
At 99 cents, even I’ll pay for that

There’s so much to choose from and so much in stock
Here’s rubber erasers to put on my—(BLEEP)

Number two pencils and VO5,
Palmolive and olives and birthday cake jive

99 Cent Store, 99 Cent Store
I brough home twice as much as I was sent for
99 Cent Store, 99 Cent Store
This is what one stop shopping was meant for

Non-skid tub mats ….(chorus) 99 cents!
Twist towels!..(chorus) 99 cents!
Epoxy!…(chorus) 99 cents!
Foxy…(chorus) Lady!

No need for price tags, no need for receipts
No need to price check these Hormel lunch treats

Index cards and coconut cookies
so much crème, you’ll be squealin’ like a wookie

Lint free cheesecloth and Sara Lee cheesecake
So many note books it’ll make your knees quake

Shower caps, oven mits and a meat thermometer
I can see paper goods for a good kilometer

99 cent Store, 99 Cent Store
I brough home twice as much as I was sent for
99 Cent Store, 99 Cent Store
this is what livin’ the good life was meant for

Who would have thought
that all of life’s treasures
Could be so easily bought
for such reasonable measures

Some say the city has got no charm
I’d like to see them buy all this stuff on the farm

Pakistan merchants you did a good thing
For 99 cents you can live like a king.

Finally my wallet’s on even footing
Look at all this Snack Pack pudding

99 cent Store, 99 Cent Store
I brough home twice as much as I was sent for
99 Cent Store, 99 Cent Store
this is what livin’ the good life was meant for

Talk about getting a bang for your buck
You get a penny back and you can keep it for luck

99 cent Store, 99 Cent Store
I brough home twice as much as I was sent for
99 Cent Store, 99 Cent Store
this is what livin’ the good life was meant for

credits

from Dentures of Peril, released June 1, 2008
Lead rapper here is the talented and ubiquitous Mr Clown. Spitshine does assorted backup and everything else.

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